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Wanted


Notorious Leader of an underground liberation movement is known for setting captives free
            
                                               
Jesus 

ALIAS: CHRIST, MESSIAH, IMMANUEL, LORD, SON OF GOD

WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CHARGES:

  • practicing medicine without a license,
  • distributing food without permits,
  • winemaking without a license,
  •  assault on money chargers,
  • disorderly conduct in the temple,
  • parading aROUND without a permit,
  • illegal gathering,
  • healing on the Sabbath,
  • raising the dead,
  • casting out demons,
  • allowing children to sit on his lap,
  • aiding and abetting known prostitutes,
  • sending out radicals into all the world,
  • manufacture and distribution of “living water”,
  • claiming to be the son of God,
  • claiming to be able to forgive sins.

His KNOWN associates are; bikers, radicals, prostitutes, street people, drug addicts, alcoholics, the lost, lonely and hurting from all walks of life.

Beware……is rumored that groups of his followers have been seen nationwide.  These radicals will direct you straight to their leader.  They are known to be armed and dangerous with a powerful weapon called “the word”.

Warning: He is still alive


DESCRIPTION: Man presenting fast food to Jesus CAPTION: YES I COULD MAKE FIVE THOUSAND OF THOSE, BUT A FEW FISH AND SOME BREAD MIGHT BE A BETTER OPTION

 


DESCRIPTION: Man taking picture of self with Jesus in heaven.  Jesus talking to an angel. CAPTION: I'VE TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT HE'S GOING TO BE WITH ME FOREVER, BUT HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT
  

 

 

 

Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

 

Lord Jesus Christ, which God will bring about in his own time — God, the blessed and only Ruler, the King of kings and Lord of lords, who alone is immortal and who lives in unapproachable light, whom no-one has seen or can see. To him be honor and might for ever. Amen.

Jesus is the Alpha and the Omega

 

 

 

Jesus the one and only begotten Son of the Living God !!!

 

 

 

 

Jesus our Immanuel, Begining & the End

 

 


DESCRIPTION: Angels outside of a match making factory, one holding up a match CAPTION: YOU BUILT AND STAFFED AN ENTIRE FACTORY JUST SO THAT YOU COULD MAKE THE “MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN” GAG?!?
 


DESCRIPTION: Two men sitting in bowling alley spot Jesus and Father walking in CAPTION: GREAT, THERE WENT OUR CHANCES FOR WINNING THE FATHER & SON BOWL-OFF
  

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